Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva Each pair is laser cut

Each pair is laser cut and hand-assembled in Dannevirke

this dish proudly lets everyone know exactly where you stand

Dishwasher & Microwave safe (not including glitter mugs)

and beautifully designed suction vibrator from Share Satisfaction

Spread Me Like The Buttery Slut I Am Vulva Each pair is laser cutButter? Yes. Class? Questionable. This gloriously sweary butter dish is here to cause chaos on your countertop, and frankly, she loves it. Featuring the bold declaration: SPREAD ME LIKE THE BUTTERY SLUT I AM because why the hell should your kitchenware be boring? Perfect for serving sass with your sourdough, this ceramic butter dish is dishwasher safe, ridiculously giftable, and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch. Ideal for