Goodr Hellhound Hallucinations Sunglasses Evercoat enjoy stylish protection and sharp

enjoy stylish protection and sharp views wherever your adventures take you

or any outdoor adventure where cold beverages are essential

The included small knife table attachment allows you to sharpen small pen knives down to a 15° angle

and Fast Drying

Goodr Hellhound Hallucinations Sunglasses Evercoat enjoy stylish protection and sharpWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)