Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA The perfect shirt for summer

The perfect shirt for summer in Cape Cod

Light enough for hot July deck Saturdays

or "The Vineyahd" if you're local

this tee is perfect for spending a day at the beach or by the pool

Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA The perfect shirt for summerCrows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder related. AND NOW TO OVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying