Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat welcome You know nothing

You know nothing

This is a second option of our custom personalized doormat indoor version

For all things weird in this world

Let's face it

Mandatory Pat-Downs Funny Welcome Doormat welcome You know nothingNo guns, no drugs, no WMD's and, of course, no underwear. Show off the conditions of entry to your crib with our custom doormat. I'm sure you will be more thorough than the local TSA, with or without gloves. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some