Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War Hoodie (Unisex) Size:S **Width = Armpit to armpit

**Width = Armpit to armpit across front of shirt

I ain't got time for this shift

I enjoy the finer things in life

Hey ding-dong

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War Hoodie (Unisex) Size:S **Width = Armpit to armpitAdvancement unlocked. Unisex 50% cotton 50% polyester hooded sweatshirts with a standard fit. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband. Imported. Made under strict anti sweatshop conditions. Size guide S M L XL 2XL Chest Size 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 Length* 24" 24. 5" 26" 27" 28" Width** 20" 22" 25" 26" 27" *Length = Back collar to bottom hem of shirt