ARES HAS, LIKE...NO CHILL (VRG'S) Color:ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL We aren’t scared of you

We aren’t scared of you

THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT

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Their perfect length makes them ideal for various activities

ARES HAS, LIKE...NO CHILL (VRG'S) Color:ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL We aren’t scared of youINTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE NO CHILL Ares is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle. You know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!! He gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg. He honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles. Ares Has, Like No Chill LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS This is Ares.