ARTIFACTS, NOT ARTIFEELINGS (PHG'S) Color:Artifacts, Not Artifeelings jam that extra plug in

jam that extra plug in that electrical strip

LED: 6 lumens max output

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ARTIFACTS, NOT ARTIFEELINGS (PHG'S) Color:Artifacts, Not Artifeelings jam that extra plug inFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesnt care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings.